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Real Name: Ada Byron
Origin: Natural Super
Position: Diabolico Vice-President in Exile
Date of Birth: December 13th, 1973
Powers: Super-science mixed with low-tier necromancy
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(May 25th)
“So, Wave. If you could have any super power, what would it be?” Lying on her back, her indigo cape spread out beneath her, Agent Moonbeam watched the clouds pass...
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(May 27th)
Within the darkened confines of a dockyard warehouse, five people gathered around a table, nodding to one another softly. The first spoke in a raspy voice, his eyes hooded...
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(June 2nd)
“Once they'd gotten the mindworms off the Lissann homeworld, that was it for any chance of detection. Drendi mindworms create psychic static that makes telepaths see...
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(June 5th)
The lights were off in the storage room. Nothing moved; the crates and packages, each bound for a different part of the world at the behest of one of Malefico's fine...
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(June 8th)
“Oh man oh man oh man…” Jack Yarrow swallowed heavily as he ran a hand through his thinning hair. If stress caused baldness, he reflected, today was going to cost...
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(June 12th)
“Good evening, and welcome to Channel 6, Calamity News. ” The stirring background music fades away, revealing the shining silver desk at which the news anchors sat....
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(June 15th)
“Bah.” Mayor Gregory Thompson turned off his new office TV irritably. “Do you see that? Absolute tripe. It's awful, and you people are supposed to be doing...
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(June 22nd)
“This is an outrage!”
Halfway through the door to Doctor Ecchs' office, Josh quickly backpedalled to avoid being rammed by the government agent striding through the...
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Alien: A sentient species not native to planet Earth. Most of the alien races that humanity has encountered have been encountered through Atlantean technology.
Friendly...
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(April 13th)
“Well, that went well.” Holstering his gun, Clockwork pushed a fragment of charred wood out of his path.
“You have a truly interesting definition of ‘well’,...
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(March 4th)
Heran Kyall swore at length, stalking up and down the length of the meeting chamber. “How dare you let them escape? How dare you let a pair of humans interrupt our...
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(March 18th)
At the barricade, Captain Uvani Mikaell Varrn was talking his troops, gesticulating fiercely as he strode back and forth across their path. “We've received word that...
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(April 1st)
“Lucky, before we depart, there is something that you should know.” Ash regarded his friend solemnly. “Clockwork is here. I confronted him earlier.”
“Who?”...
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“Jim, what –” Timebender broke off as the room erupted into motion. The Heran vanguard overturned the heavy bench at which his delegates were sitting, as the opposing...
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The Adari delegation filed into the room one family at a time. Gelgan Jo'an Adar was in the lead, her train rustling on the floor behind her, held by her primary advisor, while her...
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(March 30th)
The guards stiffened to salute as Carath Ahliss walked briskly into the psigate control room, but she waved them down with a brief smile. “What's our...
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Outside the Meeting Hall, the damage that was being done to the city was obvious. Streets that had once been smooth and silver-sheened were now stained with dust from the artillery...
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(April 15th)
“Guys! Over here!” Standing at the arrival gate, Nadia waved her hands joyfully as Lucky, Amber, and Jhim walked through the doors towards her. Vaulting the rail...
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(February 11th)
Nightshade drummed her fingers on the surface of Doctor Ecch's opulent mahogany desk. This didn't get much of a reaction from her companions, so she tried it...
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(April 8th)
“Mother!” Pushing his way through a group of milling refugees, Jhim smiled broadly. “You’re well?”
“Thanks to you.” Ahliss turned her attention away from...
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“This location is secure for the time being.” Ash informed the Adari delegates, ushering them into a small side room. “It has two exit points to prevent being cornered, and is...
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(February 27th)
“Do you have any idea how much trouble you are in?” Blastwave’s hands slammed down on the desk. The varnished surface bubbled for a moment under the heat of her...
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April 3rd
“…forever…” mumbled Lucky groggily. His head was pounding. He opened his eyes slowly, blinking against the harsh light, as a huge figure loomed silently over him....
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“Sayleen don't have much of a sense of humor!” Lucky dove around the corner, with a hail of energy blasts peppering the ground behind him. He tilted around, firing a string of...
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“Thinking of old times, Handyman?” Standing in the doorway, Dihan's voice was teasing. “I'm starting to think you don't like us.”
“You don't like my hat? It was thought to...
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(March 20th)
Jhim tried to surge for cover, raising his laser, only to be caught in a wave of dizziness that sent him stumbling to his knees. The brownstone roof beneath him caught...
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(April 17th)
“Wellp, that about covers that.” Wiping off her hands, Lucy practically skipped into the room, looking around. “Operation 'Everybody Loses' was a roaring...
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(February 16th)
“Are you prepared to face your doom, Champions? Are you prepared to face the ultimate force in fear and awe? Do you tremble yet, against the might of...
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(March 25th)
Landing smoothly in the open-air courtyard of the psigate compound, Ash gently set his passengers down. Ahliss rushed forwards, checking Jhim’s pulse as a medical team...
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The Antiheroes are an organization dedicated to the overthrow of the New York Accords, the destruction (by death if required) of all villains, and the killing of anyone who opposes their plans for...
The Patchwork Champions have a pair of apartments in a small apartment building. They live on the same floor.
Amber and Lucky's Apartment
Amber and Lucky have been roommates for a few years. As...
A month.
Every April, Dr. Ecchs goes off to his family reunion. And every April, he comes back crazy. The complete list of Doctor Ecchs' April insanities since the founding of Malefico are:
2003 -...
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Patchwork Champions originally ran in comic...
Vital Statistics
Real Name: Ash
Origin: Ninja Robot Zombie Tree
Position: Ninja Tour Guide
Date of Birth: October 25th, 2006.
Powers: Super-strength and toughness, advanced regeneration,...
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Atlantis: (2724 BCE - 2302 BCE) Commonly regarded as the first Origin Point, Atlantis was also the first world-spanning empire, until its unfortunate destruction several...
The following summarizes the stories of the comic format of Patchwork Champions. Important details will be noted, so pay attention!
2006
Storyline #1 - Lights, Camera, Action! (January 1-24,...
The common name for the terrible battle between the Antiheroes and the SEA that took place in Patchwork City in May of 2008. The battle marked the end of the Antiheroes as an organized movement,...
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Real Name: Blastwave (Wave for short)
Origin: Natural Superhuman
Position: Field Agent, Superhuman Enforcement Agency
Date of Birth: April 17th, 1979
Powers: Capable of projecting...
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Blitzkerig: (Born Albert Von Wessler, 1909-1943). Blitzkerig was one of the foremost Nazi supersoldiers leading up to and during World War II, and a founding member of the...
Calamity
Real Name:
Origin:
Date of Birth:
Position: Antihero Commander
Powers:
Appearance: #116 - Behind The Times
Background:
Trivia
Calamity ranked #24 in People's 2006 list of 50 Most Popular...
A major United States national news agency, Calamity News exclusively covers superhero and supervillain information, as part of the channel Super!
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Cataclysm
Real Name: Jerry Landinum
Origin: Natural metahuman
Date of Birth: October 31st, 1968
Position: Antihero Commander
Powers:
Appearance:
Background:
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Charon And Styx
Real Names: Unknown
Origin: Natural metahumans
Date of Birth: April 9th, 1979
Position: SEA Agents
Powers: Super-strength, super-toughness.
First Appearance: Tear The World Apart,...
Cheer
Real Name: Tiffany Montrose
Origin: Astonishing accident involving a radioactive pair of pompoms.
Date of Birth: July 4th, 1986
Position: Freelance Superhero
Powers: Incredible Agility and...
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Chitrani: An alien race, originating on the planet Jigath, the Chitrani were responsible for the genocides of eight other sentient species, before their defeat at Sayleen...
Vital Statistics
Real Name: Davan Jones
Origin: Natural Super
Date of Birth: July 13th, 1954
Powers: Super-intellect, able to calculate odds of any action, control of mechanical devices.
First...
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Cosmic Storm (1959): A powerful Origin Point that affected the people of Earth at the end of the 1950s, causing a large number of superhuman transformations. Although the...
Crimson Devil
Real Name: Duvastiphel
Origin: Magical being
Date of Birth: Unknown
Position: Freelance Superhero
Powers: Control over flame and ability to teleport
Appearance: #22 - What A...
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Devouring Darkness: The alien race colloquially known as the "Devouring Darkness" was a powerful race encountered by emissaries from Atlantis in approximately 2400 BCE....
Doctor Ephe was a fake persona that Dr. Ecchs used to try and join the Patchwork Champions. It was really just him wearing a clown nose and claiming to be someone else. The ruse fell apart mainly...
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Doyi: An alien race, originating on the planet Doyi, the Doyi were an ancient species that was wiped out by the Chitrani in a massive interstellar conflict when humanity...
Vital Statistics
Real Name: Don
Origin: Stole super-powered suit
Date of Birth: April 17th, 1979
Powers: Power suit grants super-strength, flight, laser sword, and mild psionic resistance.
First...
Dreadman
Real Name: Victor Stewart
Origin: Exceptionally dramatic mid-life crisis
Date of Birth: June 7th, 1924
Position: Freelance Supervillain
Powers: Extremely rich. Bought vast amounts of...
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Real Name: Spencer Ecchs
Origin: Natural super
Date of Birth: May 21st, 1972
Powers: Incredible intellect and super-science.
First Appearance: #2 - It's not HIS...
Dr. Lewis
Real Name: Tim Lewis
Date of Birth: February 21st, 1967
Position: Head Scientist (Former)
First Appearance: #169 - The Importance Of Specificity
Background: The former head scientist at...
Dr. Malcolm
Real Name: Cary Malcolm
Date of Birth: September 17th, 1968
Position: Head Scientist
First Appearance: #169 - The Importance Of Specificity
Background: Originally Dr. Lewis's main...
Vital Statistics
Real Name: Nathan Greenberg
Origin: Bonded with an alien surfboard as a teenager
Position: Director, Superhuman Enforcement Agency
Date of Birth: January 1st, 1942
Powers:...
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(October 20th)
“Amazing work, Dragonfly. I must admit, you’ve impressed me. I gave you only a 41% chance of reaching this level of success.” Clockwork smiled broadly, leaned...
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(September 29th)
Byrce Ecchs stole another look at the wall clock, and then returned his attention to the heroes in front of him. “You know, I never realized how boring being a...
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(October 1st)
“Aw, crap, he started without us.” As the car pulled up to the quay, Lucky leaned out the window and shook his head. A faint roar echoed across the water, and he...
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(October 9th)
Mayfly flew through the air towards the new construction site on Ninth and Wellesley, muttering imprecations under her breath. Timebender had caught her halfway to the...
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(October 10th)
Mayfly ducked behind another girder as a fiery blast blew around it, speaking into her comm. system. “Don, would you stop firing missiles everywhere? You’re going...
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“So then, Uncle Stewart is just furious. He starts hopping around, shaking all the fur off his suit, and screaming about reaping vengeance upon the unwary…”
“Oh, man! I wish...
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(September 22nd, 2008)
-Timebender looked across the table at Dr Ecchs, her eyebrows reaching her hairline. “I'm sorry, you want us to what?”
“You know, show my nephew around....
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(October 13th, 2008)
“You actually tried to kill me! You son of a bitch!” Mayfly and Dragonfly tumbled through the air, wings tangling and shifting as they lost altitude,...
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“Champions residence, Amber speaking.”
“Greetings, Timebender. This is Doctor Ecchs on the line.”
Amber sighed heavily, putting a hand over the phone. “Scrabble game's on...
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“Ohhh, my head…”
“Welcome back to wakefulness, Spencer.” Ada Byron looked up at the others, rolling her eyes with an indulgent smile. She, along with Nightshade, Phil,...
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(September 24th)
“Ah, hello, Jason. How are you doing?”
“Ecchs.” The Witch Doctor's eyes narrowed across the giant video screen. “What the hell do you want?”
Dr Ecchs...
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(August 25th, 2008)
The hallway was well-lit, shades of gold and red giving it an oddly imperial cast. The two soldiers, dressed in a dark grey uniform with crimson trim, paused...
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(September 19th, 2008)
“Good morning, and welcome to – oh, hello, Lucky.” Irene's neutral expression thawed as she looked up from her monitor to the approaching heroes. “The...
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(October 17th)
“No, I understand.” Blastwave dropped her phone into its cradle without saying goodbye, her teeth grinding. She looked across her desk at the others, then shook...
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(September 12th, 2008)
“First Psiborg, now this. What do you people make your superhuman prisons out of, cardboard?” Amber slammed her hands down on the desk in frustration....
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(October 15th)
Mayfly retreated down the street, watching the confrontation as best she could – with the way that her wings were faltering, she didn't trust the air. Unfortunately,...
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(October 6th)
“God, what a night. I am going to smell like zombie for days.” Amber shivered as she stepped through the door, yawning widely. “Something is seriously wrong when...
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Malefico's lobbey was crowded this morning; a slew of deliveries, employees taking a morning coffee break, and security recovering from the latest clash between the Patchwork...
Eclipse
Real Name: Terry Malcolm
Origin: Natural metahuman
Date of Birth: May 16th, 1961
Position: SEA Commander
Powers: Control over shadows, including rendering them solid and teleporting between...
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Lucky glanced into the dining room as he walked past, on his way to the den. A moment later, he did a double-take and backed up two steps. “Uh, Amber?” He frowned pensively....
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As the three jetpack-clad heroes landed lightly on the metal platform below them, Dr Ecchs turned to face them. Behind him, a towering mass of gears and tubing rose over his head,...
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“So that was the big thing that the Doc had you working on?” Nadia chuckled, shaking her head, when Bryce nodded.
“Yeah. He couldn’t very well have her double-check his work,...
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“So, Manowar is charging straight at me, screaming that he'll never go back to prison. At least… he thinks he is. A moment later, his foot clears the bridge's railing, and he...
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(October 22nd)
Bryce Ecchs yawned heavily, cracking open his eyes at the insistant sound of the buzzer. After a few moments, he sighed and reached over, pressing the intercom....
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“I can't believe you're not giving us time to organize a good-bye party.” Nadia leaned against the door to Jim's room, watching him pack. “Or taking your furniture.”
“I can...
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The setting sun cast its rays across the city, turning the sky a brilliant mixture of purples and reds as it sank towards the hills to the west. Standing on the rooftop, her arms...
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(October 27th)
Nadia sighed heavily, sitting down on a bench. Behind her, the doors of the Malefico building hissed open and Bryce walked out. Glancing around, he spotted her and...
Epsilon
Real Name:
Origin: Bitten by a radioactive pyschic.
Date of Birth: August 3rd, 1969
Position: SEA Agent
Powers: Flight, telekinesis, telepathy
First Appearance: Tear The World Apart, Part...
Vital Statistics
Real Name: Eric Smith
Date of Birth: July 13th, 1949
Position: Consultant
First Appearance: #59 - Awkward
Background
Eric spent his early life juggling the problematic balances of...
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Excalibur: Excalibur was the name of one of the most powerful mystical treasures in history, often cited as one of the Nine Mystical Treasures of Earth. It has been...
Vital Statistics
Real Name: Justine Lee
Origin: Accidental quantum explosion at her office merged her mind with a quantum computer.
Date of Birth: November 12th, 1963
Position: Antihero...
Vital Statistics
Real Name: Lent K'Lara
Origin: Member of the Alien Sayleen, one of their natural supers
Position: Superhero, Justicar
Date of Birth: October 2nd, 1957
Powers: Incredible...
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Frere Jacques: (Born Jacques Molay Valmont, 1905-1940). One of the pre-eminent French heroes of the 1930s, Frere Jacques was a political and religious powerhouse, and a...
Gods: The common term for the Spiritus Omnis, the highest form of spirit that inhabits the mystical regions surrounding the Earth. Unlike many of the lower forms of spirits, gods require a massive...
Gwenivere
Real Name: Gwen O'Shay
Origin: Mystically empowered
Date of Birth: February 8th, 1980
Position: SEA Agent
Powers: Flight, super-strength, exceptional melee capabilities
Appearance: Tear...
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Real Name: Jim Carpenter
Origin: Unknown
Date of Birth: Unknown
Powers: Impossible capability to manipulate duct tape into any mechanical device.
First Appearance: #23 - Hey, I...
As part of a three-year running joke, Handyman lied an awful lot about where he was from. The following are a list of origins he claimed:
The Secret Order of Duct Tape, high in the Andes Mountain....
Constructed using Sayleen artificery, Handyman can theoretically construct whatever objects he wants. However, due to the difficulty of designing new things, he tends to stick to a stable of...
Vital Statistics
Real Name: Lucky Ladd
Origin: Natural super
Date of Birth: May 21st, 1978
Powers: Able to alter causality in order to gain incredible good luck.
First Appearance: #227 - Now...
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Vital Statistics
Real Name: Irene
Date of Birth: June 8th, 1977
First Appearance: #1 - A Warm Welcome
Background
Irene is the latest receptionist at Malefico. She joined the firm near the end of...
Jack Yarrow
Real Name: Jack Yarrow
Date of Birth: August 19th, 1976
Position: Data Entry Manager
First Appearance: #1 - Warm Welcome
Background: Jack is a normal worker at Malefico. He's in the...
Vital Statistics
Real Name: Charlotte Smith
Date of Birth: April 27th, 1947
Position: High School Teacher
First Appearance: #55 - Meet The Parent
Background
Charlotte grew up in New York,...
Jigath: A planet in the inner reach of the Perseus Arm of the Milky Way, located approximately 4,000 light years from Earth, Jigath was the ancestral home of the Chitrani until their extinction...
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Vital Statistics
Real Name: Josh
Date of Birth: September 14th, 1982
Position: Intern
Powers: A yellow belt in tae-kwon-do.
First Appearance: #18 - I'd Hire Him
Background
Josh is a perfectly...
Vital Statistics
Real Name: Tom Tamberson
Origin: Natural Super
Position: Leader of the Antiheroes
Date of Birth: January 1st, 1948
Powers: Incredible super-strength, nigh-on invunerability,...
One of the preeminent superhero teams of the 1970s, the Justicars suffered from personal conflicts at the beginning of the 1980s, and then broke up after one of their members died in the New York...
Vital Statistics
Real Name: KAN-13-SSA
Origin: Bioreplicant Robitic Lifeform
Position: Diabolico Vice-President In Exile
Date of Birth: February 14th, 2004.
Powers: Super-strength and toughness,...
Vital Statistics
Real Name: Eric Smith
Origin: Gained a robot suit
Position: Justicars Hero
Date of Birth: July 13th, 1949
Powers: Control over a robotic power suit granted him flight, enhanced...
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The League of Adventurers: (1822 – 1937) Founded as a gentleman's club for the greatest gentlemen adventurers of 1800s Europe, the League of Adventurers grew to...
A Laser-Filled Building (destroyed)
Four Robot Suits (in conjuction with The Witch Doctor.) One of these has since been destroyed, and the rest were confiscated by the SEA as evidence.
The...
The following incidents are listed in chronological order, within the timeframe of the comic. Any incident with no listed dates at all are found below the dated incidents.
Supervillainy
Atomic...
The following is a complete list of character names (not aliases) in Patchwork Champions. It exists primarily for the benefit of the author, who might otherwise give two people the exact same name...
The following is a list of team names that have appeared in Patchwork Champions
Heroes
The Justicars - A team made up of The All-American Man, Fixit, Skyscraper, Magister, and Knightshine....
The following are superheroes who have attempted to join the Patchwork Champions, and failed:
During 2006 Job Interviews
The Darkness
Dr. Ecchs, in the guide of Doctor...
Vital Statistics
Real Name: Unknown
Origin: Exposed to a massive superpower battle in the womb
Date of Birth: April 1st, 1965
Position: Antihero Assasin
Powers: Can block all forms of natural and...
Vital Statistics
Real Name: Joshua Smythe-Vallen
Origin: Magical Imbuing
Date of Birth: October 9th, 1941
Powers: Able to generate and maintain elemental lightning, and subsidary lightning-based...
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(August 10th)
Nadia sat at Karen’s table, her hands methodically kneading a napkin as she watched the television. A news helicopter had made it to the park, dodging gale-force...
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(August 14th)
Back in the park, the battle continued to rage. Off to one side, Scourge slammed Lucky’s head into a rock as the two struggled, and Lucky went limp. “Honestly, what...
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(August 21st)
The battle between Warzone and Dudeman raged across the sky, the two champions trading blows that could level buildings, breaking off only to slam into each other once...
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(August 24th)
Clockwork's voice snapped over his allies' comms as he saw Mayfly arriving. “Retreat. Full retreat.” Even as he spoke, he was moving into a sprint, gauging his...
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(August 28th)
“Damn it.” Ducking low, Scourge slipped into an alleyway, running for the dumpster where he had very carefully concealed a change of clothing before setting off for...
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(September 4th)
“What the hell happened out there?” Looking around worriedly, Jason Wydemere paced back and forth in the small room. Clockwork had arranged for it years ago as a...
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(June 24th)
“You imbicile.” The words were hissed at barely more than a whisper, but Jason Wydemere, more commonly known as the Witch Doctor, quailed nonetheless. Dressed in one...
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(June 26th)
Sitting around the table, the Patchwork Champions and their friends were relaxed and at ease. The room was crowded – between Lucky, Amber, Nadia, Ash (or at least his...
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(June 29th)
“Welcome back, sir.” Edgar Malloy nodded to Dudeman as the SEA commander entered his spartan office. “Was your mission a success?”
“Partially. We captured...
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(July 8th)
“Okay, wait, wait. I want to make absolutely sure that I am clear on this.” Lucky massaged his forehead. “There is another evil me.”
Moonbeam nodded. “That's...
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(July 31st)
“Hey, Joe.” Lucky waved cheerfully as his friend walked into the room. The Champions, along with the Sayleen heroes, Nadia, and Strategos, were sitting around a table...
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“I thought that Kaine was going to be causing trouble at the dam.” Zuki looked around the small park in confusion, scratching her chin. Trees overhung a scenic-looking river, and...
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As the sun slipped over the horizon, an old weatherbeaten brown pickup truck trundled up the gravel road, making its way towards Patchwork City at a leisurely pace. In the driver’s...
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(August 7th)
The park exploded into motion. Lucky and Scourge reacted instantly, the former diving forwards into a roll as the latter peppered the ground around him with bullets. In...
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(July 27th)
“How have you been?” There was a small gaggle of reporters around the arrival area of General Mitchell, but Karen Greene pushed through them easily as she led the way...
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(September 8th)
“I still wish we could come with you.” Nadia impulsively hugged Jhim, earning a wry smile before he gently disentangled himself.
“I know, and I appreciate...
Vital Statistics
Real Name: Lucky Ladd
Origin: Natural super
Date of Birth: May 21st, 1978
Powers: Able to alter causality in order to gain incredible good luck.
First Appearance: #1 - A Warm...
Vital Statistics
Real Name: Unknown
Origin: Unknown
Date of Birth: Unknown
Powers: Unknown, but she has a robot suit.
First Appearance: Tear The World Apart, Part 16: Mundi's...
Vital Statistics
Real Name: Adam Murray
Origin: Granted Mystical Powers
Position: Superhero, Justicar
Date of Birth: July 7th, 1958
Powers: Incredible grasp of magical power.
First Appearance: #192...
Malefico is the evil corporation run by Dr Ecchs, based in Patchwork City. It accounts for a large amount of the city's tax base and employment, and is a multinational corporation that makes vast...
The following is a list of locations in the Malefico head offices, arranged by floor.
First Floor
Reception: The reception area includes elevators, marble floors, an open-concept ceiling that...
Vital Statistics
Real Name: Nadia Tyler
Origin: Gained control of Atlantean-powered magitech power suit
Date of Birth: March 3rd, 1981
Powers: None. Suit formerly granted super-strength, flight,...
Vital Statistics
Real Name: Gregory Thompson
Date of Birth: October 1st, 1945
Position: Mayor of the City of Patchwork City
First Appearance: #12 - No Corruption Whatsoever
Background
Mayor...
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Minion: In the context of the New York Accords, a Minion is the second tier of villain, one not legally allowed to carry out heists or plan major schemes by themselves,...
The following are agents of the S.E.A. about whom nothing has been mentioned except for their codenames:
Augur
Danger Ace
Don Juan
Flora
Highbrow
Intrepid
Surge (II)
The following Antiheroes were named, but not expanded on:
Typhoon
Mistral
Real Name: Bryce Caulfield
Origin: Mystical Totem-Bearer
Date of Birth: September 1st, 1979
Position: Registered Superhero, Milwaukee Victors
Powers: Super-speed, flight, enhanced...
Vital Statistics
Real Name: Danielle Sanderson
Origin: Blessed to the moon goddess as a child
Position: Field Agent, Superhuman Enforcement Agency
Date of Birth: May 1st, 1976
Powers: Invisibility,...
Mr. Awesome
Real Name: Jack Trenton
Origin: Natural super.
Date of Birth: July 4th, 1940
Position: Freelance Superhero
Powers: Mild super-strength and toughness.
Appearance: #22 - What A...
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August
August 28th: I have found internet! Friday's update is only one day late!...
New York Accords: The New York Accords, also known as the Hero-Villain Accords in some areas, is a series of agreements and international laws passed as a result of negotiations following the...
Nexus
Real Name: Betty Banford
Origin: Natural metahuman
Date of Birth: September 24th, 1965
Position: SEA Agent
Powers: Able to modify the laws of physics as they apply to her
Appearance: Tear The...
Vital Statistics
Real Name: Derek Ladd
Origin: Natural Super
Position: Advanced Strategist, Superhuman Enforcement Agency
Date of Birth: January 1st, 1958
Powers: Long-range teleportation of self...
Vital Statistics
Real Name: Nina Smith
Origin: Natural Super
Date of Birth: November 3rd, 1978
Powers: A generic Tough, Nina has exceptional superhuman strength and toughness, and the speed and...
A tree that is capable of producing ninja. Absolutely not to be confused with a tree that is also a ninja.
Doctor Ecchs has wanted one of these for a long time, having discussed the concept as...
Omnibus
Real Name: Jennifer Larson
Origin: Lab Accident
Date of Birth: September 24th, 1965
Position: SEA Agent
Powers: High-tier ESP, mid-level energy projection (especially solid-state energy...
A fictional plan devised by Timebender in January of 2006, in which she would hire Overkill, the Ten Kiloton Vigilante, due to not having the funds to hire more heroes for her team. The threat of...
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Real Name: Unknown
Origin: Unknown
Date of Birth: October 1st, 1965
Position: Mayor of the City of Patchwork City
Powers: Can create a psionic focusing device that emits a beam...
The heroes of the story. Everything that happens happens to them.
Current Members: Timebender, Lucky Lad, Ash, Mayfly, Handyman
Past Members: None, although Lucky Lad, Mayfly, and Handyman all...
The world of Patchwork Champions is filled with people. Some of them are heroic. Others are dire. Most are just trying to make a living. A number of others are dead.
Regardless of their...
The city that is home to the Patchwork Champions, and the primary location of most of the comic and serial.
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Malefico buildings. A massive black skyscraper, surrounded by other...
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Real Name: Unknown
Origin: Interdimension refugee
Date of Birth: Very unknown
Powers: Super-stretching tendrils, sharp claws. Claws produce a soporific toxin. Phil himself is...
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Lucky rapped on the door of the suite that Jim and Nadia shared. He glanced down the hallway, looking at the frayed carpets. “We really need to move.” The comment was muttered...
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(August 4th, 2008)
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“Tremble before the awesome wrath of Firenado!”
“Seriously? Firenado?”
The setting sun sent rays of light filtering across the street....
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(August 6th, 2008)
The Malefico boardroom was crisp and clean; there was no sign of the battles that had raged through it only a few weeks earlier. The only hint that there may have...
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(August 8th, 2008)
“Alright, so here's the plan. Lucky, you're pairing with Mayfly on this one. You guys take the straightaway and draw Crestlock's fire. Handyman, get behind the...
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(August 11th, 2008)
“Okay. So. What went wrong?”
The silence that followed the statement was deafening. It was broken, as usual, by a wry comment. “What went wrong was that we...
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(August 13th, 2008)
Amber sighed, watching the TV’s flickering light, and shook her head. “What a disaster.”
“I don’t know, I kind of like you with short hair.” Sitting...
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(August 15th)
Once again, two groups faced off against the backdrop of a quiet street, the surrounding building bearing silent witness to the titanic forces about to clash.
“Come...
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(August 18th, 2008)
Amber and Lucky's living room was crowded; Amber and Wave were sitting on the couch, with Nadia carefully perched on one arm, Jim and Danielle had taken the...
Once, a long time ago, Dr. Ecchs read a story about the False Dmitriy I. He thought that the tsar had a pretty impressive death, and resolved to do something about honouring it. The result was the...
Powerblock
Real Name: Joe Parker
Origin: Natural super.
Date of Birth: February 5th, 1981
Position: Registered Superhero, Milwaukee Victors
Powers: Super-strength and toughness
First Appearance:...
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Real Name: Hamish Hansen
Date of Birth: June 15th, 1941
Position: President Of The United States Of America
First Appearance: #152 - At Least It Was A Soft...
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Real Name: None
Origin: Atlantean Robot mixed with a scientist's personalitiy
Position: Agent Of Rex Mundi
Date of Birth: Approximately 2,500 B.C.
Powers: Incredible...
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Psychic Resevoir: The term given to a field of energy that surrounds all inhabited planets. Psychic resevoirs are created by the ongoing thought patterns of living beings;...
Pyschopomp
Real Name: Chester Steel
Origin: Unfortunate possession incident
Date of Birth: March 17th, 1937
Position: Freelance Supervillain
Powers: Can summon the souls of the dead and use their...
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“I’m not going.” Shivering on her couch, Amber reached for another blanket. “Doctor Ecchs has dragged us outside five times in the last week, and it’s always nothing....
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(February 2nd)
A fight raged across the generator room. Lucky Lad ducked and spun, and around him Ultiminions stabbed each other, launched jump kicks that got them tangled in...
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(January 30th)
“How did you remove his boiler?” Shaking her head, Blastwave put down the report she was staring at in bemusement.
“Trade secret. Suffice to say that it took a...
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(January 23rd)
“Th-th-this is crazy.” Shivering heavily, Timebender looked out over the frost-covered city. “Don't they know it's n-not supposed to g-get this cold this...
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(February 4th)
“Well, Ada called. Operation Get Ecchs Out Of Town was apparently a roaring success. She barely had to suggest it and he jumped on the bandwagon.” With a smirk,...
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Nadia looked up from her book as the front door slammed shut. Carefully setting it aside, she watched as Amber stormed into the room, with Lucky trailing behind her. “You look...
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Origin: ???
Position: Self-Proclaimed Lord Of The Earth
Date of Birth: ???
Powers: ???
First Appearance: #193 - Year-End Retrospective
Background
The first Rex Mundi...
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Real Name: Rigor Mozart
Origin: Magical Zombie
Position: Minion
Date of Birth: July 15th, 2006
Powers: Undead monstrosity, able to create powerful sonic blasts from his...
The Royal Whip
Real Name: Daniel Reading
Origin: Natural super.
Date of Birth: July 4th, 1955
Position: Freelance Superhero
Powers: Mild super-agility, able to generate energy whips with a...
Patchwork City. A bustling little city of just over a million souls, resting snug in their beds every night knowing that, in this world where heroes and villains battle constantly, the Accords that...
Shion Mitsugi
Former Alias: Candycane
Origin: Natural super.
Date of Birth: June 16th, 1983
Position: Doctor (Former registered superhero, Milwaukee Victors)
Powers: Healing Magic, psychic ability...
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Real Name: Unknown
Origin: Unknown
Date of Birth: Unknown
Powers: Unknown
First Appearance: Tear The World Apart, Part 22: Council of Darkness
Background
Yet to be expanded upon....
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Real Name: Clarisse Jennings
Origin: Natural Super
Position: Superhero, Justicar
Date of Birth: July 7th, 1959
Powers: Super-speed, super-flight
First Appearance: #164 - Where The...
Spinaround
Real Name: Larry Olmos
Origin: Natural metahuman
Date of Birth: July 14th, 1978
Position: SEA Agent
Powers: Super-speed, able to confuse opponents
Appearance: Tear The World Apart, Part...
Vital Statistics
Real Name: Igor Spytensky
Date of Birth: February 13th, 1975
First Appearance: #28 - Evil Rests Occasionally
Background
Spygor is Dr. Ecchs's spy in the mayor's office. Somehow,...
Strategos
Real Name: Karen Greene
Origin: Cyborg
Date of Birth: January 25th, 1978
Position: Registered Superhero, Milwaukee Victors
Powers: Incredible perception and calculation abilities,...
Superhuman Demographics: The study of the numbers, proportions, and origins of various forms of superhumans. These studies, begun in the late 1800s, try to track variance in superhuman population...
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The Superhuman Enforcement Agency: (1983 - Present) The Superhuman Enforcement Agency (SEA) is an American law enforcement organization, operating alongside the FBI and...
Surge
Real Name: Jim McGrath
Origin: Natural Super
Date of Birth: August 2nd, 1957
Position: Freelance Supervillain
Powers: Controls electricity
Appearance: #40 - End Of An Era
Background: A...
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“Well, that's that.” Doctor Ecchs collapsed onto the edge of the sidewalk, wiping his brow. “Did anyone see where Cataclysm got to? I sort of lost track of him after I took out...
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(June 16th, 2008)
“Is this why you gave everyone the day off?” Nightshade turned a disbelieving eye towards Dr. Ecchs as she looked over the screens. The two of them, along with...
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(Wednesday, June 18th)
“Here they come, people. Get ready – if they have teleporters, that formation could change at any moment. Remember, if you get a potentially fatal shot,...
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(June 21st, 2008)
Sounds of explosions and energy fire began to rise from across the city as SEA agents came into contact with the attacking Antiheroes. Timebender stood in the front...
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(June 25th, 2008)
The street was desolate. A wind caught a few pieces of trash and blew them in a desultory manner, as Judgment slowed and lowered himself for a landing. His armour...
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Silence settled over the street like a shroud. Amber was transfixed, caught in the glare of Judgment's gaze. His eyes, the real and the mechanical, bored into her, and even though...
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(June 29th, 2008)
“I just want it on record that I hate you and I hate your plans.”
The explosion of the lower wall of Malefico's Sub-Basement 3 oblierated whatever Dr Ecchs was...
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(July 2, 2008)
Fathom looked out over the bridge of the Relentless, her mind reviewing the information being sent to her. As it stood, the SEA was outnumbered and outgunned, and that...
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“When the hell did he have time to do that?” Timebender was staring at the sky in awed fascination. Above them, the Relentless and the Aerial Gold Reserve exchanged storms of...
(May 26, 2008)
“Patchwork City. The clouds hang low, the storm is brewing. I look out over the city, and I see a swarm of mindless ants - drones, never suspecting what is to come. The magnifying...
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(July 16th, 2008)
“And Hazard didn’t say anything else about what he was doing with Rex Mundi?”
Dudeman had commandeered one of the backup offices at City Hall in order to run...
(May 28, 2008)
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“I don't see why me coming back means we have to tell the mayor in person.”
Four people strolled down the halls of the Patchwork City Hall. To a newcomer to town,...
(May 30th, 2008)
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Gregory Thompson looked up from his desk as the Champions entered, looking them over, then stood with a large, patently false grin. “Lucky Ladd, as I live and...
(May 30th, 2008)
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Moonbeam’s office was, if anything, even more spartan than the mayor’s had been. She had a small desk in one corner, with a computer sitting on it, and two...
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(June 4th, 2008)
The meeting room overlooked the harbour, the quay below a scene of typical weekend frivolity. In the room, eight people sat in chairs or chatted to one another, all...
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(June 6th, 2008)
“Alright, that about covers it. Get lots of rest, and don't do anything crazy for the next two days. We need you all in top shape. Everyone is dismissed.”...
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(June 9th, 2008)
The sunlight filtering through the shades woke Amber, and she groaned faintly at the pounding in her skull, reaching blindly for the glass of water she kept by her...
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(Wednesday, June 11th)
The sky was freedom.
Here, alone, he could imagine that he was alone. That there was nothing in the world but him, drifting endlessly through a sea of white....
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(June 13th, 2008)
“It’s your turn.”
“No.”
“Oh, come on!”
“I spy with my little eye, someone who is delinquent in his duties.”
Epsilon shot his partner an annoyed...
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Debris blew down the forlorn street, remnants of one of the many battles still raging across Patchwork City. On the ground, the corpse of Judgment lay in silent condemnation of those...
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(July 14th, 2008)
The Patchwork City Harbour was a ruin, but there was life amidst the wreckage. A few special forces teams were already cataloguing the damage, measuring ruined...
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(July 18th)
Several thousand miles away, Hazard had no idea that there was a conversation going on about him. He was, instead, focused on the visitor about to arrive in the pale...
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Real Name: Tom Tamberson
Origin: Natural Super
Position: Leader of the Justicars
Date of Birth: January 1st, 1948
Powers: Incredible super-strength, nigh-on invunerability, flight,...
The Darkness
Real Name: Shawn Grady
Origin: Cursed to become the Avatar of Night after making fun of a fortune-teller's nose.
Date of Birth: January 3rd, 1980
Position: Freelance Superhero
Powers:...
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(January 16th)
Then – September 2002
“So, do Mom and Dad know?” Lying flat on her back, Timebender tried not to pant as she stared up at the ceiling.
“Yeah.” Lying opposite...
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Then – January 2002
“Well… I'm stumped.” Throwing his arms in the air, Spencer Ecchs dropped the small machine that he was holding back to the table, and looked across it to...
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(January 5th, 2009)
Then – August 2007
“Question Two: Explain Boyd's Hall of Mirrors Paradox, with full explanation of the related singularity theories, and discuss whether it...
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(January 19th)
Then – June 1985
“I can't believe this.” Sitting in a large plush chair, Spencer Ecchs watched the television with shock. “They're actually going ahead with...
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(January 9th, 2009)
Then – September 2002
“Nina, you never told me you'd become a supervillain.” Timebender and Nightshade circled each other cautiously. Occasionally,...
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(January 7th)
Then – September 2002
“Greetings, Timebender Lass. And welcome to…”
“It's just Timebender, actually.” Shaking her head, Timebender looked around the lab....
Timebender
Real Name: Amber Phyllis Smith
Origin: Natural Super
Date of Birth: November 3rd, 1978
Powers: Temporal manipulation, leading to apparant super-speed and agility. Incredible...
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(November 9th)
“The Mayor called.” Nadia said, as she looked around the remains of the park. Behind her, Jhim finished parking his car and stepped out, talking in a low voice to...
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(November 11th)
“Good morning, Lucky.” Amber smiled, raising her hand in a wave as Lucky stumbled into the room, still wearing his suit from the night before. “Nadia made...
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“Welcome back.” Amber, sitting back on the couch, grabbed at the remote and muted the television as Blastwave walked in. “You’re going to have to come over if you want a hug,...
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(October 2nd)
“Alright, this is officially the worst month ever.” Amber didn’t even bother to remove her suit, she just collapsed across the couch.
“Worse than May last...
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(October 16th)
“Just drop them off over here.” Nightshade waved to one corner of the Malefico loading docks. The man she was talking to, a thickly heavyset man wearing blue...
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(November 4th)
“So, the parties are tonight.” Nadia said leadingly. Her chair was turned around, and she leaned on its back as she looked at Amber and Lucky...
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Amber rapped three times in quick succession on the door of the highrise apartment that her sister lived in, glanced at her watch, and then tapped again. A moment later, it opened,...
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(November 6th)
The sound of electrical discharges filled the hedge maze, sending the scent of ozone wafting through the air. Crouched in the middle of the maze alongside a...
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(September 18th)
“Good god, it's like a fortress in there.” Mayfly commented, peeking over the rooftop's ledge. Her costume had, after several attempts, been re-tinted brown...
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(November 2nd)
Irene looked up from her desk, then did a double-take. “Doctor Ecchs! You didn't say you were coming down! Is there something I can do for you?”
“No, no.”...
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(October 23rd)
“Greetings, Doctor Byron! It is I, the Witch Doctor!” The face of Jason Wydemere loomed in the video screen, scowling ominously – if slightly the worse for wear....
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(November 24th)
The attendees took their seats, and the pipe organ began to play, belting out the wedding march in a minor key that echoed through the great hall, its bass causing...
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(November 16th)
“Friendth of the bride or groom?” Phil asked hopefully. The monster was at the main doors, dressed in an elaborate tuxedo top – its black and white clashed...
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“So, how’s Karen doing?” Amber smiled faintly, cupping the mug of hot chocolate that Nadia placed in front of her appreciatively.
“She’s pretty worked up over the idea that...
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(December 3rd)
The plane touched down at General Mitchell International Airport at 5:30 PM. It was ten minutes late, but as it happened, Karen Greene's car was trapped in traffic on...
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(December 1st)
“Parker residence.”
“Hey, Joe, it’s Lucky.” Lucky leaned back in his seat, balancing his cellphone on his shoulder.
“Lucky! Glad to hear from you!”...
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(December 29th)
An hour ago, the room had been elegant, but opulent. Thick carpeting, the shade of drying blood, stretched wall to wall, creating a backdrop against the oaken walls....
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“Oh, man.” Amber sagged against the door as she closed it. Her suit was scratched and torn, and her hair was hanging limply around her. “This is getting brutal. Remind me...
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Shion Mitsugi rose from her table as Lucky entered the quiet cafe. “Lucky! Good morning!” Stepping forwards, she gave her old friend a hug, then took a step back. “Heard you...
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“Joe, you knuckle-dragging simpering waste of muscle, I am going to tear your arm off and beat you with it! What kind of a blinking stupid idea was it for you to join Mistral's...
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(December 31st)
“So, Wave, any New Year’s resolutions?” Nadia rubbed her hands together, watching the stage. Unlike previous years, the Patchwork Champions were being called...
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(November 28th)
“So, I gave Powerblock a call. He wasn't answering, so I tried the official team number. Hopefully we'll find out what's up with those guys.” Lucky sighed,...
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“Hey, Amber!” The air rippled as Blastwave flew down, setting gently on the grass of the park. “I sent you a message – is your comm off?”
“I've got it set to emergency...
Dragonfly
Blackfly
Real Name: Gale
Date of Birth: August 11th, 1980
Powers: Power suit grants super-strength, flight, claws, and mild psionic resistance.
First Appearance: #65 - Inside...
Vital Statistics
Real Name: Jason Wydemere
Origin: Advanced Mystical Training
Position: Diabolico CEO-in-exile
Date of Birth: September 24th, 1972
Powers: Advanced forms of dark wizardry.
First...
Vital Statistics
Real Name: Amber Phyllis Smith
Origin: Natural Super
Date of Birth: November 3rd, 1978
Powers: Temporal manipulation, leading to apparant super-speed and agility. Can be extended...
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Time travel is totally possible! Jack Tracey says that he visited the year 2300, and brought back all sorts of...
Senior Manager Johnson
Real Name: Tom Johnson
Date of Birth: November 16th, 1973
Position: Vice President, Accounting
First Appearance: #29 - See, This Is Why They Commit Crimes
Background: Tom...
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Real Name: Chuck Brooklyn
Origin: Bonded with alien warsuit
Date of Birth: February 12th, 1951
Powers: One-man killing machine.
First Appearance: Echoes Long Forgotten, Part...
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