Poland Facing Cannon

Once, a long time ago, Dr. Ecchs read a story about the False Dmitriy I. He thought that the tsar had a pretty impressive death, and resolved to do something about honouring it. The result was the Poland-Facing Cannon, which he mostly threatens people with.

To date, the Doctor has not actually killed anyone via this cannon.

  • In February of 2006, he threatened Irene with being fired from it.
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